Grilled Lobster and Secret Sauce

The Best Grilled Lobster

This is, absolutely, hands down, the Best Grilled Lobster that I have ever had and it is so easy to prepare and grill. The hardest part is dispatching a live lobster, if that sort of thing bothers you, but I show you the most humane way to do it and the quickest way to to clean and sanitize your lobsters, before grilling. But, this tutorial isn’t just a how to, I give you the best secret sauce recipe to saturate the meat and it makes the lobster more savory and succulent than you could’ve ever imagined.

3 Pound Grilled Lobster

I’ve been waiting a long time to show you how I cook a Grilled Lobster. The reason being that, up until now, there wasn’t anywhere near by selling live lobsters. A while back I filmed and posted about my local Oriental Market. Well, right next door, another Asian market, about the size of Walgreen’s, opened with a large variety of seafood options, including live crab and lobster tanks. I was so excited. The only problem was, they only had dungeness crabs. I talked to the owner and checked back weekly for several months but they were really having a hard time finding a vendor with reasonable prices that would deliver to this area. Long story short, they found one. I’m still not ecstatic about the price but at least, now, they are available. And thanks to my Patrons, I was able to walk in there last week and say, “Give me the biggest one!”

How much does a 3 lbs Grilled Lobster Cost?

This Grilled Lobster ain’t no joke and at these prices, who’s laughing? I mean, if this is the market price, can you imagine what a 3 pound lobster would cost in a Restaurant. The basic philosophy and justification behind restaurant cost is basic biz 101;supply and demand, overhead and employment cost and of course profit. The easiest way to calculate this equation is to take the cost of the product and times that price by 3. I paid $46.03, American, for this lobster. So, in a nutshell, a restaurant would charge you close to $160!

YouTube Trolls often comment, “Poor Man’s my Ass” on my videos because they don’t grasp or understand this concept. Also the fact that there is a time and a place for everything. I don’t buy expensive food and cook and eat like this all the time. That’s just ridiculous. But, occasionally, for holidays or a special dinner, with my wife and family, I make an exception. And the more of you that choose to get involved with my work, can help me make this happen, for you, more often.

Also, ironically, if you google, “lobster food history”, you’ll find that lobster was considered “Poor Man’s” food and served only to people and families in poverty.

Dispatching a Live Grilled Lobster

It’s always best to cook fresh and the only way to cook a fresh Grilled Lobster is to dispatch a live one. This isn’t for the faint of heart but I strongly believe it’s for the greater good.

The last 100 hundred years or so we’ve gotten away from such practices and we no longer appreciate what we are eating. We live in a world of instant gratification and all of the work that goes into the hamburgers we all love to eat so much is taken for granted. We need to get more hands on and stop filling our heads with delusions that it’s wrong to do it or that it’s okay as long as someone else is doing it.

That being said, I show you the most humane way to dispatch a live lobster in the video. The only thing I didn’t mention, however, is the fact that I placed the lobster in a more dormant state before doing so. A lobsters normal habitat and water temp can vary between 45 to 60 degrees Fahrenheit, depending on where it’s from. So, you can place the lobster in colder temperatures, like a sink full of ice water or a freezer, for 20 to 30 minutes, and the lobster will become more calm and docile. This hibernation like state is considered, by many, to be the more humane way to take a lobsters life with a quick plunge of a sharp knife to the back of the head. It’s quick and virtually painless.

Now all you have to do is clean the cavity and harvest the goods.

Grilled Lobster Tomalley and Roe

Before you cook your Grilled Lobster, you have to clean it. Technically you can just throw them on the grill without doing so but there are a few things you should know about. First is the Tomalley, which controls the digestive glands in the lobster. Second is the Roe and it’s more or less lobster caviar. Both are considered a delicacy but in truth, I don’t care for either. The picture above is the Roe and it can be served raw or cooked. Generally you just mix in some salt. The Tomalley can be used as a spread, like butter but it’s best to just leave it alone and wash it down your sink, like I do in the video. There are health risks associated to eating Tomalley, so proceed with caution. Also, the same way you devien shrimp, you can devien lobster.

Eating Grilled Lobster

You’re Grilled Lobster can, technically, be baked if you prefer or if you just don’t want to grill. In all honesty the grill just adds that smokey flavor which can be achieved with liquid smoke if you’re cooking in the oven, but still want the grilling taste. The secret sauce recipe I give you below is more of a paste or a “topping”, if you will, that should be applied towards the end of the cooking. Make sure the meat is well moisturized with some olive oil, beforehand, so the lobster doesn’t dry out and bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 1 1/2 minutes per ounce before applying the butter paste topping. If any of the topping mix is left, when it’s done, just add a few tbsp more of melted butter for dipping.

You can eat the Claws, Arms, Tail and you can use a rolling pin to squeeze meat out of the legs. There’s more meat at the base of the legs and in the body than most people realize, so be sure to check every nook and cranny.

Other Lobster Recipes: Lobster Tail with Claws, Tempura Lobster Tail, Lobster Bisque, Lobster Sauce, Stuffed Lobster, Poor Man’s Lobster

Grilled Lobster Ingredients:

2 lobsters
2 tbsp Olive Oil
3 Garlic Cloves
5 Fresh Basil Leaves(do not use dried)
2 Green Onions
4 tbsp Butter
Salt and Pepper to taste

Water for steaming

After the lobsters have been cleaned, steam them in a couple inches of water for 5 to 10 minutes, depending on their size.
Then Grill as instructed in the video for an additional 5 to 10 minutes before applying the Garlic, Basil, Onion and Butter paste.
Use half the butter for the paste and the other half for dipping the Grilled Lobster meat.

Lobster Tail with Claws

Lobster Tail with Claws Ingredients:

1 Lobster Tail, thawed
2 Claws
2 tbsp Olive Oil
Paprika, a few shakes
1 tbsp Butter, softened
1 sprig Fresh Parsley, chopped
1 Garlic Clove, minced or chopped
1/4 cup Hot Water

Cut the Lobster Tail down the center of the top center towards the fan of the tail. Pull the meat out and prop over the top of the shell, leave the meat attached at the very end of the fan tail. Fully coat the meat with Olive Oil, then shake Paprika over the top. Place in an Oven safe dish and bake at 375 degrees 1 1/2 minutes per oz. For example, 10 oz Lobster Tail bakes for 15 minutes. If the claws weren’t previously cooked, add them to the baking, otherwise wait for the broil. After baking, mix the Butter, Garlic and Parsley together and smear over the top of the Lobster meat. Place the Claws inside the dish and add the water. Then place the Lobster back in the oven under a High Broil, approximately 6 to 8 inches away from the heat and cook for another 3 to 5 Minutes. Watch it carefully so it’s not to burn, but allow a nice crisp golden color over the top.

Red Lobster Crab Cakes

Biscuits or Crab Cakes?

As far as I know, Red Lobster doesn’t even make Crab Cakes. But, they do have those unbelievable cheesy garlic biscuits, don’t they. That’s what turned me on to this recipe. Because if you don’t already know, Red Lobster has finally put their recipe in a box and can be purchased for just a few bucks at most local Grocers. And thank God for that too, because now you can enjoy the most phenomenal Crab Cakes right in the comfort of your own home, thanks to the genius of yours truly!

These Crab Cakes are Crisp, yet fluffy, very moist and best of all, full of flavor. I dare say that these are hands down the best Crab Cakes I’ve ever had. And, the craziest part about it is, I even use canned crab meat. So just imagine what would happen if you felt like splurging a few extra dollars on some fresh snow or king crab legs. Wow, is the only thing that comes to mind, and realize that’s coming from a man that can’t even move now because he/I just finished eating these. An interesting fact about these is they are surprisingly filling. I barely ate 2 of them made from about 1/2 cup portions. So don’t just let your eyes do the talking. Relax and take your time, because there’s plenty to go around. There are 2 things I should have mentioned in the video, though…
1) These can be baked if you want to cut out the Frying.
2) If you’re Frying, Make your Patties Thick, 1 1/2 inch to start! Do NOT make them thin like a pancake or they’ll taste like grease!

Crab Cakes Ingredients:

1 box Red Lobster Biscuit mix
1/2 cup Graded Pepper Jack Cheese
1/2 tsp Salt
3 Chopped Green Onions
2 cans Crab Meat
Oil for Frying

Follow the box instructions but add 1/2 tsp of salt and replace the Cheddar Cheese with Pepper Jack. Then combine all remaining ingredients together. Scoop 1/3 cup of batter for each Crab Cake and place in 1/4 inch of frying oil set on Medium low, for approximately 2 to 3 minutes per side. Look for that Golden Brown I’m always talking about, then place on paper towels. The biscuit box comes with an additional seasoning packet for the butter topping. Follow the box instructions for that and lightly brush or poor melted butter mix over the top of each of the Crab Cakes, then serve.