Poor Man’s LOBSTER

Poor Man's Lobster recipe made with cod.
Poor Man’s Lobster made with Cod fish, boiled in a seasoned broth, served with Paprika and melted butter.

Making Poor Man’s Lobster!

Poor Man’s Lobster is a cost-effective alternative to traditional lobster, typically made by using white fish like cod, haddock, or pollock. The fish is cooked in a flavorful broth that mimics the richness and texture of lobster meat. While it doesn’t taste exactly like lobster, the preparation and seasoning give it a similar experience at a fraction of the cost. This dish has been popular for years as an affordable way to enjoy the “lobster” experience without breaking the bank, and it’s perfect for anyone who loves seafood but wants a more budget-friendly option.

Easy Poor Man's Lobster with simple ingredients.
Top view of Imitation Lobster or “Poor Man’s Lobster”, as it’s worldly known.

The cost of Lobster vs. Imitation

While the name “Poor Man’s Lobster” might sound like a playful twist here in the “Poor Man’s Gourmet Kitchen,” I assure you, it’s the real deal. This dish has a long history and is a legitimate, budget-friendly alternative to actual lobster.  This recipe dates way back and it is a legitimate recipe and cheaper alternative to the real thing.

I can grab a healthy filet of cod for just $12, which can be broken down into over a dozen 5 oz pieces, perfect for mimicking lobster tails! You can also use haddock, mackerel, pollock, or halibut for this imitation lobster. However, if you’re going with halibut, you might as well just buy lobster, since the price is about the same. Either way, you’ll have a bit more cash in your pocket by choosing one of these fish and following this recipe, compared to shelling out for the real deal. A dozen 5 to 8 oz lobster tails can cost you at least $60, so stick with me, and I’ll show you a more affordable and healthy alternative!

How to make Poor Man’s Lobster video tutorial by PoorMansGourmet.

Poor Man’s Lobster Ingredients:

  • 1 Cod filet, Haddock, Pollock or Halibut fish
  • 1 pot of Water (approx. 1 qt.)
  • 1/4 cup Salt, mimics seawater
  • 1/4 cup Sugar, adds the sweet taste found in Lobster tail meat
  • 2 tbsp Lemon Juice (or ½ squeezed lemon), adds acid
  • 1/4 stick of Butter, adds a fatty lobster flavor
  • 2 Bay Leaves (optional), adds an earthy tea flavor to the broth

Instructions
1. Cut the fillet: Using a sharp knife, cut across the width of the cod filet, leaving 1 ½ inches between each slice. This will give you pieces that are about the size of lobster tail meat.
2. Prepare the boil: In a pot, add water, salt, sugar, lemon juice, butter, and bay leaves.
3. Add the fish portions to the rolling boil and remove, with a slotted spoon, from the pot as soon as each piece floats to the top.
4. Serve with a dash of Paprika and some Melted Butter.

Follow the video tutorial to season the water and boil your “Poor Man’s Lobster” for the perfect flavor.

Steamed Smothered Salmon

Why should you learn How to cook Salmon?

If you are going to cook fish you better know How to cook Salmon. That’s what I decided anyway.  It seems to be a real crowd pleaser and anyone that likes fish seems to love a good Salmon. So why not learn a great way that’s easy to do and not only keeps the fish real moist and succulent, but also has an everlasting burst of flavor from the first bite to the last.

Now, How to Cook Salmon

My preparation for this dish is actually ironic.  A few simple things that are done in this recipe are very commonly used for other recipes similar to this one but I have since found that one of the main things I feel really sets this fish off is considered a huge faux pas amongst many other chefs.  What others consider a No-No I throw down a Hell Yeah when I cover my Salmon with CHEESE!  That’s right I said it…Mozzarella Cheese tops off this Salmon recipe after it’s steamed in a puddle of Onions, Bell Peppers, white wine and butter!  Then I add some fresh chopped Parsley, Bacon bits and then I broil it in the oven for 2 minutes to give it that blow torched burnt marshmallow look before I splash it with Balsamic Vinegar and cold sliced tomatoes.  Once that’s all done, it’s time to serve the best damn fish to my loving wife who can’t ever seem to get enough of me and my finger lickin’ cookin’!  Now if you feel like you can handle all that, then watch my do it yourself video below so you can learn How to cook Salmon yourself!

How to Cook Salmon Recipe

1 Salmon Fillet
1/2 Bell Pepper
1/2 Onion
1/2 cube butter
1/2 cup Mozzarella Cheese
1/4 cup white wine
1 tbsp fresh or dried Parsley
2 tsp minced garlic
1 to 2 tbsp chopped Bacon or bits
Balsamic Vinegar
Salt and Pepper Salmon to taste
Pinch of ceyenne pepper if you can stand it